Dude: You around this long weekend? Lemme know if you fancy grabbing a bite.

(5 hours later) Dude: You’re harder to get an audience with than Soros.

(5 hours later) Me: Haha noo!

(Next day) Dude: Whatever. If I tried hard to meet him I would have succeeded.

Dude (continuing): You keep blowing me off / as though to do was Singapore’s national sport

Dude (continuing unabated): And you’re the National Champion.

WTH. Play nationality card somemore.


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