Dude: You around this long weekend? Lemme know if you fancy grabbing a bite.
(5 hours later) Dude: You’re harder to get an audience with than Soros.
(5 hours later) Me: Haha noo!
(Next day) Dude: Whatever. If I tried hard to meet him I would have succeeded.
Dude (continuing): You keep blowing me off / as though to do was Singapore’s national sport
Dude (continuing unabated): And you’re the National Champion.
WTH. Play nationality card somemore.