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A Horrible Place To Live

8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live

‘We’re Getting The Hell Out Of This Sewer,’ Entire Populace Reports

“I always had this perverted sense of pride because I was managing to scrape by here,” said Brooklyn resident Andrew McQuade, who, after watching two subway rats gnawing on a third bloody rat carcass, finally determined that New York City was a giant sprawling cancer. “Well, fuck that. I don’t need to pay $2,000 a month to share a doghouse-sized apartment with some random Craigslist dipshit to prove my worth. I want to live like a goddamn human being.”

Oh that certainly struck a chord with me. I AM having a perverted sense of pride that I am leading this life.

You do, I hope, realize it’s a joke article lol.

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